Another Edition of "Only in Shelbyville"

10:30 a.m., The Salvation Army, 136 E. Washington St. - There were scratches on the back kitchen door.

9:16 p.m., 700 block of Berkeley Drive - A man discovered egg on his truck when he returned from supper and said it had happened once before.

11:56 a.m., 400 block of West Mechanic Street - A woman reported kids - ages 13, 12 and 10 - throwing rocks at her dog. The dog was not injured. The father of the children was informed about the incident.

1:29 p.m., 700 block of Second Street - Woman reported someone had entered a residence she owns sometime since July of this year and trashed it. Paint was thrown everywhere and graffiti was written on the walls. Trash bags were hanging from the living room ceiling fan. A used condom was found inside the back door, which appeared to be the point of entry. Damage appeared to have been done some time ago, and damage was estimated at $3,000 or more.

10:45 a.m. ., 100 block of North Vine Street - Silver cigarette case containing five cigarettes stolen.

3:03 p.m., 700 block of Morris Avenue - A woman reported that a relative had removed decorations and flowers from another relative's grave.

8:11 p.m., Crystal Flash, 1005 N. Riley Highway - An employee of Don's Pizza said he stopped at Crystal Flash for a fountain drink and laid a bank deposit bag on the counter and left without it. A witness saw a man and woman leave with the bag. There were described as a white man wearing a navy blue hooded sweatshirt and a white woman wearing glasses, a gray hooded sweatshirt with red lettering and heavy blue eye shadow. Surveillance tapes will be checked.

Too Funny!

***I got this from LOTD...made me laugh...a lot!***

The Past Month in Pictures

Tex in his Halloween costume (he's a Ruff-eree)
Courtney's Bachelorette Party


Lincoln's 2nd Birthday!


Courtney's Rehearsal Dinner

Morning of the big wedding at my parent's house (we had a slumber party with the bridal party the night before)

Waiting to get our hair did (Me, Lori and Jeana)

The blushing bride with her Razorbacks garters!

Ryan and I at the reception

Kelly and I at the reception

Jereme, Kelly, Ryan and I

Me, Lincoln and Kelly breakin it down on the dance floor! (check out my mom's arm and leg on the side! haha)

My Mom, Lincoln and Kelly...look at Lincoln!!!

Ryan and I on Thanksgiving at his Grandparents. (yes i coordinated our outfits so we would be matching and I forgot to get a picture of us at our race that morning in Broadripple- the Drumstick Dash. He was so excited that I made him get up super early to run a 4.5 mile race!)

Ryan and I at the lighting of the Christmas tree downtown

Us at breakfast with Santa at the Ayres Tea Room at the Indiana State Museum

Addie, Lucia, Kelly, Me, Liza, Nora and My Mom at Breakfast with Santa (yes we are all wearing matching Santa shirts...I'm all about matching the people I'm with if you haven't figured it out yet!)

Kelly, Jereme and I riding in the ridiculously small train with the kids...our knees were in our faces, but we had a good laugh!

Us in the train...again!

So, there you have it folks...my life from the past month. It's been a busy busy month, but it was so much fun!

The Object of My Affection

Isn't he cute?

Us at Danielle's wedding. Notice my black eye...He must really love me because the first time he met me I had a black eye and brand spankin' new braces!

Tex, Ryan and I at my parent's house for my 26th B-day!

Us at the Anderson Apple Orchard

The lovebirds enjoying the view at the Colts game yesterday

For those of you who didn't know...

Katie's ABCs

Copy and Paste and DIY! (do-it-yourself: for you non-Acronym lovers)

A - Age: just turned 26!
B - Band listening to right now: I'm at work, why would I be listening to a band?
C - Career future: Nurse
D - Dad's name: Perry
E - Easiest person to talk to: Ryan aka FHOM
F - Favorite song: too many to pick just one!
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms...that was tough, i love anything gummy!
H - Hometown: Shelbyville, Indiana
I - Instruments: um...right. I think my mom said I played the harmonica really well when i was 3 but she could have been trying to raise my self esteem
J - Job: Student, Unit Secretary of NICU, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, Aunt, friend, confidant, and the list goes on and on...
K - Kids: One on the way but Ryan doesn't know yet so don't tell him. disclaimer: It's a joke people!
L - Longest car ride ever: LA (took 3 days bc of my shenanigans!)
M - Mom's name: Laurie, Martha, Mim, Mama, Jo Mama
N - Number of jobs you've had: way too many to count
P-Phobias: thunderstorms, sleeping alone, Aunt Jemima syrup bottle, Adult Babies
Q - Quote: "Hey bitch, come here and suck on my tooth." -Family Guy
R - Reason to smile: My wonderful, sweet, thoughtful, romantic BF
S - Song you sang last: I sing all the time when I'm home by myself, but they are usually made up songs
T - Time you wake up: Usually around 7:30 if I have class
U - Unknown fact about me: If you don't already know, I probably don't want you to!
V - Vegetable you hate: Beets...ewwwwwwwwwww and those tiny corn cob things
W - Worst habit: Picking my nose and eating it...j/k eating too much candy
X - X-rays you've had: chest, abdomen, ankle, teeth
Y - Yummy food: Pita with Humus, cereal, spaghetti o's
Z - Zodiac sign: Scorpio

Worst Album Covers...EVER!

He does look pretty REAListic on this album cover.

What is this insinuating? I don't get it... Someone fill me in.


I think the guy the fourth from the left went to my high school. Adam O anyone?

Look in the crystal ball... definitely don't see my future.

How cool is it to be in a band with your mom as the lead singer? I wonder if the keyboard player is hiding in her god awful hairdo...

Is that her dad? Her boyfriend? Is he trying to explain to her that it's no longer statutory rape now that she's sixteen? She looks pissed.

What a but-her-face! But oh my, does that strategically placed single rose make her look so innocent and demure. Totally draws the attention away from her hideous face!

Apparently "trees talk too" as well as the disturbing puppet and/or small child on her lap.

2 in the pink, one in the...

Love the porn star stash. He can borrow a feelin' anytime he wants from me. Perhaps creeped out could be the feelin' he borrows.

This is just wrong. Look at the girl in the middle. If she knew what she looked like she probably wouldn't have agreed to be on the album cover.