I like big butts and I cannot lie

Lincoln

Just Because...

Isn't he cute? At the rate I'm going, I'm starting to think this is what I am going to end up being with.

Have it MY way

Most people who know me, know about my obsession with Burger King breakfast. If you didn't, now you do. I LOVE IT! About a month ago I decided that I should lay off a little because my jeans were becoming a little tight and I was worried that I would have to resort to wearing stirrup stretch pants. So, after much needed time off from my daily (yes I said DAILY) fix of Burger King, I decided to stop by this morning after work. I felt like I deserved it due to the fact that I have worked at least part of, if not all the weekend for the past 17 weekends. I'm not lying.

So, I pull up and placed my usual order: "an order of cini-minis and a medium cheesy tot." I was greeted enthusiastically on the other end with a: "Girl, is that you? Where you been? I thought you died or moved or sumfin."

I admit, the nice lady in the drive thru knows me by my order and more embarassingly, by my name. I'm not ashamed to admit that I gave her a Christmas card or that she usually is the first to notice when I get a new hair cut. That's probably a sign to most to lay off the fast food for awhile, but not me. Ahhh.....It's good to be back!

Adult Babies

After a recent sighting of my nephew in only a diaper, sucking on a pacifier, I was reminded of a disturbing image that has continued to haunt me. Adult Babies. Yes, I know it's an oxymoron, but they do exist. Haven't you ever seen Jerry Springer (yes, I admit I watch it...only when nothing else is on, right?) when they feature "Adult Babies?" It not only grosses me out beyond belief, not because they are wearing diapers, because we all know about incontinence, but because they are wearing them and don't need them! All said, it makes me wonder:

1. What kind of diapers do they use?

2. Do they use the rubber panties that go over them in case of leakage?

3. Do they have to buy double the wipes, or do they just use toilet-paper?

4. Do they change these diapers themselves?

5. If they are in public, do they nonchalantly dispose of said diaper in the main

trash or take them home with them and dispose of them in their own Diaper Genie? 6. If they have already had orthodontia, does sucking on a pacifier negate any of that fine work?

7. Do they get diaper rash? Or not because they can feel when they aren't dry and change right away?

After pondering these questions for awhile, I decided to take a deeper look into the world of Adult Babiehood. I googled "Adult Baby" and I stumbled upon a Wikipedia entry titled "Paraphilic Infantilism." Apparently, this is the correct terminology for these diaper lovin' fools!

From Wikipedia:

Paraphilic infantilism is a paraphilia characterized by the desire to wear diapers and be treated as an infant[1] or toddler. One who engages in infantilistic play is known as an adult baby (AB). About one in three adult babies is also a diaper lover (DL),[2][3] so they are collectively known as AB/DLs.[4] The majority of infantilists are heterosexual males[5].

***Attention*** Paraphilic Infantilism is not to be confused with "Diaper Fetish" Read on:

One way to describe paraphilic infantilism is to contrast it with a diaper fetish, and this contrast is most clear in fantasies. Although there is no typical AB/DL fantasy, they often fall within two extremes[6][7]. One extreme involves the fantasy of being an infant or small child; adorable, sexually innocent, and powerless. The infant fantasy might involve diapers, baby clothes, and toys to help define the infant's role. In the end, the infant might drift off to sleep in a soft crib. The other extreme is the erotic lover. The lover fantasy would focus on diapers as fetish items, sexually charged objects.

Did anyone else notice the part about "drifting off to sleep in a soft crib?" Do they make adult sized "soft cribs?" If so, could someone tell me where to get one? My sister and I found my brother-in-law in my nephews crib just hanging out one morning. No Joke! So if they are available, I'm sure they would invest in the larger model for him!